Well baby you see, you are Beautiful.

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

(via oohlalaitsjadaa)

part of me wants to be seven and careless.
part of me wants to be back in your bed.
part of me wants to be forty and settled.
part of me wants to be dead.

(Source: jvsxn, via alloveispain)

• K

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

(via irunslc)